Maidaan mein khule sher kaa saamnaa karoge, tumhaare mard hone ki Galatfahmi... duur ho jaayegi

Film: Damini

Year of release: 1993

Spoken by: Govind (Sunny Deol)

Spoken to: Inspector Kadam (Vijayendra Ghatge)

Dialogue writer: Dilip Shukla

I realised that though I use this line very often while discussing HR skills and competencies, I have not yet put it on my blog. So here goes...

This is the scene in which Govind makes up his mind to return to court and fight for Damini. Inspector Kadam (who is on the villain's payroll) tries to prove that the rape victim Urmi (Prajakta Kulkarni) has committed suicide. Govind drills holes in Kadam's theory. Kadam threatens him not to mess with the police. Govind wistfully says he knows how brave the police are. He says a bunch of them would gang up, then tie up an innocent man and bash him up. Rest of the dialogue in the original language

Govind: hey Kadam, tu kabhi chidiyaghar gayaa hai?

Kadam: Hain!

Govind: chidiyaghar...vahaan pinjre mein band sher par bachche bhi moongphaliyaa.n phenk ke maarte hain...vo aur baat hai...maidaan mein khule sher kaa saamnaa karoge, tumhaare mard hone ki Galatfahmi - duur ho jaayegi

चिड़ियाघर... वहां पिंजरे में बंद शेर पर बच्चे भी मूंगफलियाँ फेंक के मारते हैं...वो और बात है...मैदान में खुले शेर का सामना करोगे, तुम्हारे मर्द होने की ग़लतफ़हमी - दूर हो जायेगी. 

Kadam: Govind!!

Govind: chillaao mat. apni ye bhaari awaaz adaalat ke liye rakho. vahaan bahut jawaab dene hain..

This incidentally marks Sunny Deol's debut on my blog. 

aur kisee ko chaahiye promotion

Film : Dabangg

Year of release : 2010

Spoken by : Chulbul Pandey (Salman Khan)

Spoken to : His team of policemen

Dialogue writer : Dilip Shukla and Abhinav Singh Kashyap

Chulbul Pandey has led his team in a raid to catch the daring daylight robbers of the Bank of Uttar Pradesh. When I say led, I mean he does it single handedly. His team arrives just in time to share the spoils. This is the interesting team meeting that happens post the capture of the robbers. The character of Constable Chaubey is played by Ram Sujan in the film. 

Chaubey ji : namaste saahab. ham sab bandobast pe haazir hai.n. kahaa.n hai.n haraamzaade.

Chulbul : haraamzaade se yaad aayaa Chaubey ji, aapake aadaraNeeya pitaashree aajkal kaise hai.n

jii Theek hai.n sir

good. Dakait andar paDe hai.n. ghaayal hai.n bechaaro.n ko chhoD do.

Chaubey ji : chhoD de.n?! lekin hamko phir promotion kaise milegaa sir?

Chulbul : ham bataate hai.n naa Chaubey ji. report likhiye, ke police ne Dakaito.n ko gher liyaa thaa, golii baarii huee. cross firing ke andar hamaare ek naujawaan bahaadur sipaahii ko golii lag gayee. 

Chaubey ji : golii lag gayii? lekin hamaare sab sipaahii surakshit hai.n sir.

Bang. Chaubey is shot in the right arm by Chulbul. 

Chulbul : kisko golii lagii chaubeyji

Chaubey ji : hamko hamko sir.

Chulbul : aur kisii ko chaahiye promotion.

और किसी को चाहिये प्रोमोशन.

Another constable : nahee.n sir. nahee.n sir. aglee baar. aglee baar. 

I was very tempted to put up this line as the main one. ' aglee baar. aglee baar'. But then I don't know who that character is. So I am taking the easy way out and crediting it to the more famous actor.