terii mayyat par zyaadaa bheeD naheeN lagegee

Film : Woodstock Villa

Year of release : 2008

Spoken by : Kaleem Bhai (Gulshan Grover)
Spoken to : Sameer (Sikandar Kher)

Kaleem Bhai has lent some money to Sameer. Since Sameer is behindhand on the payment, he comes and bashes him up regularly to serve as a payment due reminder. In one such instance, he says

"terii mayyat par zyaadaa bheeD naheeN lagegee...kyoNkii mardoN se too pehchaan banaataa naheeN hai aur auratoN ko shamshaan meN aane kee manaa hai"

"तेरी मय्यत पर ज़्यादा भीड़ नहीं लगेगी, क्योंकि मर्दों से तू पहचान बनाता नहीं है और औरतों को शमशान में आने की मना है"

It is quite surprising that inspite of the society having progressed so (women can go into space and onto moon); they still don't go to the graveyard.

Yeh laDkiyaaN shamshaan tak aa naheeN saktee, lekin pahunchaa zaroor sakteeN haiN

Film : Woodstock Villa
Year of release : 2008
Spoken by : Kaleem Bhai (Gulshan Grover)
Spoken to : Sameer (Sikander Kher)

Gulshan Grover here playing another interesting character called Kaleem Bhai. He is a don who is owed money by the hero Sameer. Sameer is of course a philanderer and takes a needlessly healthy interest in women. On one such collection call, Kaleem Bhai leaves Sameer with a warning.

"jaate jaate kaleem bhaai kee naseehat sun le. ye laDkiyaan shamshaan tak aa naheeN saktee lekin pahunchaa zaroor sakteeN haiN"
"जाते जाते कलीम भाई की नसीहत सुन ले. ये लड़कियाँ शम्शान तक आ नहीं सकती, लेकिन पहुँचा ज़रूर सकतीं हैं"

Jo log dhoti pahante haiN na, vo doosroN kee saaRee naheeN utaarte

Film : Woodstock Villa
Year of release : 2008

Spoken by : Mr. Chawla (Shakti Kapoor)

Spoken to : Sameer (Sikandar Kher)

Mr. Chawla is Sameer's landlord. He refers to Sameer's vulnerability and says

"Jo log dhoti pahante haiN na, vo doosroN kee saaRee naheeN utaarte"

Joke sunaayaa iskaa ye matlab naheeN kee joke kar rahaa thaa

Film : Woodstock Villa
Year of release : 2008
Spoken by : Sameer (Sikandar Kher)
Spoken to : Jatin Kampani (Arbaaz Khan)

Woodstock Villa is a film noire - a dark film. You keep wondering about the protagonist's real motives. Sameer kidnaps Jatin's wife and when he gives him a ransom call, tells him a joke. Later he uses this line to ensure that Jatin gets serious.

"Joke sunaayaa iskaa ye matlab naheeN kee joke kar rahaa thaa"

"जोक सुनाया इसका ये मतलब नहीं कि जोक कर रहा था"