kitanaa nachaa rahaa hai

Film: Bade Miyaan Chhote Miyaan

Year of release: 1998

Spoken by: Chhote Miyaan (Govinda)

Spoken to: Zorawar Bhai (Paresh Rawal)

Dialogue writer: Rumi Jaffery

Bade Miyan and Chhote Miyan hatch a plan with the police commissioner to rescue the two heroines. They plan to drug Zorawar Bhai and gang. However, their plan fails and Zorawar says, "ab sirf ye donon khaini baby naachenge..come on baby dance".

Zorawar starts shooting and the two Miyans start dancing.

After dancing for three four minutes (on the song Assi nabbe poore taal), they collapse in exhaustion. Then Chhote miyan says,

"ae...(kya hai)... tum kya apne aap ko Mughal e aazam, ham log ka anarkali samajhtaa hai be..kitanaa nachaa rahaa hai."
"ऐ, तुम क्या अपने आप को मुग़ल ऐ आज़म, हम लोग का अनारकली समझता है बे, कितअना नचा रहा है"

Bade Miyan says, "Aap chaahenge to ham roz aakar aapke paas naach jaayenge...ek ghanTaa subah ek ghanTaa shaam. Lekin abhi to jaane do yaar"

Zorawar says, "jaake naacho varnaa goli maar doongaa".

This line has now acquired a cult status. Whenever your boss makes you run around in circles, you can crib using this line. If a public dealing government official is not clearing your file or issuing your certificate, use this line. Make sure you have a clear syllable between the 't' and 'n' in kitanaa. So, कितना not कित्ना.